I was thinking about what I would like to blogity blog about and i kept coming up with stuff i could only write a little bit about and i was frustrated. So I was like "Jose stop being a little bitch" and then I said to myself, "Fuck you guy!!" and it just ended up in a headache... zing. I decided to just comment on some of me goals for I guess this year or some shit.. Im still a little bit confused.
Now we have JOSE'S GOALS:
1>I needs a CAR! you sees i gots me a junk car that i cans fix but as most of you know i aint gots no jobs so my lil ol' camero will have to wait a littles mores. :P>
2>I gotta start drawing more like get a fuckin sketch book and go CRAZY!!!! drawing all kinds of dirty stuf.....just joshing... come on guys
3>OMG i sooooo need to learn how to teleport/torpelet. walking is sooo 20th century. i could be like BLAM! teleport to the kitchen and like PLOW! teleport to the bathroom to poop. and then BLUSH! teleport to xios utah house to laugh at her jerk face and then KABLAM! teleport to go touch juan. AWESOMENESS
4>MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUTHA FUCKIN MUSIC!!!! i recently realized that i like to make music with my bros cuz it makes me feel like "i just created that awesome sounding music and my voice isnt half bad". it takes soooo long and it makes it all worth it when it fuckin slaps!!!!man i cant wait till we have like 10 or 12 songs!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
5>this is indeed the hardest of all the goals, why? cuz how am i suposed to make sexy sexier? ima try to tighten up my body so ppl can stare at me more and cry blood from all the sexy-ness. it will be like jesus and angelina jolie had a baby. ima get like a bowflex or the perfect pull up and look like the guy in the commercial. yeah im pretty awesome... i kinda sorta rule
WELL chaps thats all for now
pip pip cheerio and all that shit!
TATA BIATCHES!
>>>BCHE!
