people=animals?

ahahahahhahhahhahah!
so ima go and compare my friends to animals! yay! lets start

ANGEL
COWARDLY LION-Cuz he has a lot of hair... and a homo
RABBIT-He's crazy for fuckin with crazy chicks


ARIEL
CANARY-Um... she sings like a bird all chirpy
MERMAID-Not really full animal, but really? Ariel.... mermaid


BRISSA
LLAMA-Their cool and um tall
BEATLE-The music and junk


CAITLIN
OSTRICH-This was Juan's choice.. sorry but your tall
ANIME CAT-Obviously she has cat like flexes


CECILY
HYENA-Have you heard her laugh?! hahaha
LIONESS-I run when shes mad


JOSE
DINOSAUR-Um I'm like Awesome, Dinosaurs are awesome, DONE
PANDA-SHUT UP Willie!!!


JUAN
GORILLA-Muther fucker is BIG!!
MANBEARPIG-Cuz hes cereal!!! real cereal!!!


LINDY
HOWLER MONKEY-OMG the screams!!
FEMALE PITBULL-I... um... scary? I'll go with scary


LUIS
LEMMING-Hey Luis! Let's go jump off a cliff!
SLOTH-Where's Luis? HOME


MARKUS
GERMAN SHEPHERD-HAHAH german!
UNICORN-He's gay


WILLIE
MONKEY-This fool jumps everywhere on everything!
PEACOCK-He's always showing off his plumage


XIO
PENGUIN-She's hella cold... and SHORT!!!
LIGER-They are AWESOME, and like her awesomeness its IMAGINARY!!


I know IM AWESOME>!

PEACE OUT BIATCH!
BCHE3